This story keeps on getting better and better
AND HES WEARING A MICHIGAN HAT GO BLUE MOTHERFUCKERS
when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
Sometimes I’m internally like “How is that a trigger?, ” then I realize other people have different life experiences from me, they don’t owe me their story, and I move the fuck on.